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Alexander Figliolay
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Some good jokes I discovered yesterday.
Jun 21st, 2010, 6:33pm
 
Hi.

Hope you enjoy reading it.


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I present you a definitely good strategy, will you give me a totally free consume?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to perform the blues.

Following the guy completed his consume, he asked the bartender, "If I display you an even improved strategy, will you give me totally free drinks for your rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, considering that no technique could possibly be better than the initial. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a small piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to perform the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a tiny bullfrog, who starts to sing along while using rat's music.

While the guy is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for that bullfrog. "Sorry," the guy replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger raises the present to $250,000.00 money up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer you, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The guy finally agrees, and turns the frog above towards the stranger in exchange for your cash.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could are already worth millions for you, and you also let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't be concerned about it." the guy answered. "The frog was definitely practically nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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